Black Ajah 3 Oaths

[umpbumpfizz]

Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?

Some possibilities:

-To do anything in your power to avoid being discovered yourself
-Not to betray anything that could lead to another BA being
discovered.
-To obey those DF's placed above you (Well, obey any direct orders,
since Liandrin was able to try to attack Moghedien)

Any other ideas? I've been trying to think this out from the
Forsaken/DO's perspective; if I had a secret society of evil
channelers and I wanted to keep them secret and under my thumb, what
sort of oaths would I make them take?

J. Collins

[Scott Clark]

umpbumpfizz wrote:
> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?

This could well constitute 2 of the 3 - they don't have to be the same oath.

> Some possibilities:
>
> -To do anything in your power to avoid being discovered yourself

Not possible - this would prevent torturing a Black sister into
forswearing the Black oaths and reswearing the First when it's been made
quite clear to her that the point is to prove she's Black. But that works.

> -Not to betray anything that could lead to another BA being
> discovered.

Falls under not betraying the BA.

> -To obey those DF's placed above you (Well, obey any direct orders,
> since Liandrin was able to try to attack Moghedien)

Unlikely - Moggy's behavior with Liandrin's thirteen doesn't make sense
if she could just give them orders and be sure they'd be obeyed. It
would also be out of the Dark's normal SOP - obedience is enforced by
fear and threats of retribution. And doesn't Liandrin try to talk at
least one of the others into explicit disobedience of Moggy's orders?

> Any other ideas? I've been trying to think this out from the
> Forsaken/DO's perspective; if I had a secret society of evil
> channelers and I wanted to keep them secret and under my thumb, what
> sort of oaths would I make them take?

There's a reasonable section in the FAQ on this - not terribly
extensive, but some ideas that make sense.

On another note, it seems rather stupid of the BA Hunters not to have
explicitly asked this question. Seems like a rather obvious and useful
thing for them to know.

[Adam Canning]

In article <bvm1p0$4gk$***@news3.bu.edu>, ***@bu.edu says...

> On another note, it seems rather stupid of the BA Hunters not to have
> explicitly asked this question. Seems like a rather obvious and useful
> thing for them to know.

I suspect them of having efficiently asked this off stage.

--
Adam

"This is not a Lifesaving Device"
Warning found on a 4-foot inflatable Dalek.

[ZMarc]

Scott Clark <***@bu.edu> wrote in message news:<bvm1p0$4gk$***@news3.bu.edu>...

> On another note, it seems rather stupid of the BA Hunters not to have
> explicitly asked this question. Seems like a rather obvious and useful
> thing for them to know.

They probably have. I'm betting they just did so off-screen.

Marc

[Scott Clark]

ZMarc wrote:
> Scott Clark <***@bu.edu> wrote in message news:<bvm1p0$4gk$***@news3.bu.edu>...
>
>
>>On another note, it seems rather stupid of the BA Hunters not to have
>>explicitly asked this question. Seems like a rather obvious and useful
>>thing for them to know.
>
>
> They probably have. I'm betting they just did so off-screen.

I'm just thinking that seems sufficently important and obvious Jordan
would've had them do it on-screen. Unless he's deliberately hiding it
from us for no apparent reason (possible).

[Debbi Chambers]

"Scott Clark" <***@bu.edu> wrote in message
news:bvqvdc$hnh$***@news3.bu.edu...
> ZMarc wrote:
> > Scott Clark <***@bu.edu> wrote in message
news:<bvm1p0$4gk$***@news3.bu.edu>...
> >
> >
> >>On another note, it seems rather stupid of the BA Hunters not to have
> >>explicitly asked this question. Seems like a rather obvious and
useful
> >>thing for them to know.
> >
> >
> > They probably have. I'm betting they just did so off-screen.
>
> I'm just thinking that seems sufficently important and obvious Jordan
> would've had them do it on-screen. Unless he's deliberately hiding it
> from us for no apparent reason (possible).
>
Which would then fall under the RAFO scenario.

[Drew Holton]

"umpbumpfizz" <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:***@posting.google.com...
> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>
> Some possibilities:
>
> -To do anything in your power to avoid being discovered yourself
> -Not to betray anything that could lead to another BA being
> discovered.
> -To obey those DF's placed above you (Well, obey any direct orders,
> since Liandrin was able to try to attack Moghedien)
>
> Any other ideas? I've been trying to think this out from the
> Forsaken/DO's perspective; if I had a secret society of evil
> channelers and I wanted to keep them secret and under my thumb, what
> sort of oaths would I make them take?
>
> J. Collins

Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at it,
it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s) such that
they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g. I will speak no
word that is not true unless I think the word "strawberries". This would
prevent accidental slips.

[Paul Wilkins]

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
> Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at it,
> it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s) such that
> they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g. I will speak no
> word that is not true unless I think the word "strawberries". This would
> prevent accidental slips.

Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the
following statements?

"Strawberries are red"
"Strawberries are green"
"Strawberries are yellow"
"Strawberries are brown"

--
Paul Wilkins

[Ryan Reich]

Paul Wilkins wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
>
>> Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at
>> it, it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s)
>> such that they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g.
>> I will speak no word that is not true unless I think the word
>> "strawberries". This would prevent accidental slips.
>
> Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the following
> statements?
>
> "Strawberries are red"
> "Strawberries are green"
> "Strawberries are yellow"
> "Strawberries are brown"

I didn't know strawberries could channel.

--
Ryan Reich
***@uchicago.edu

[Michael Hoye]

In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>Paul Wilkins wrote:
>>
>> "Strawberries are red"
>> "Strawberries are green"
>> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> "Strawberries are brown"
>
>I didn't know strawberries could channel.

You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.

--
Mike Hoye

(Badum.)

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> >>
> >> "Strawberries are red"
> >> "Strawberries are green"
> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> >
> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>
> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.

Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > >>
> > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > >
> > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> >
> > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
>
> Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.


Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
sticky.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Mitchell Swan]

Jennifer Winters wrote:
>
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > >
> > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > >
> > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> >
> > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
> sticky.

Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?

--
Mitch
"Actually, after long thought, I'm not sure that
America _is_ the stupidest country on Earth -
it's just that they promote their stupidity so effectively."
Mil Millington

[Jennifer Winters]

"Mitchell Swan" <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
news:***@raytheon.com...
> Jennifer Winters wrote:
> >
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > >
> > > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > >
> > > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > >
> > > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >
> > Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
> > sticky.
>
> Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?


What, no cheesecake?

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
news:tMCUb.184290$***@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Mitchell Swan" <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
> news:***@raytheon.com...
> > Jennifer Winters wrote:
> > >
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > >
> > > > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > >
> > > > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna
get
> > > sticky.
> >
> > Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?
>
> What, no cheesecake?
>
I thought that was all of those riding skirts were for . . .

[Tim Bruening]

Jennifer Winters wrote:

> "Mitchell Swan" <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
> news:***@raytheon.com...
> > Jennifer Winters wrote:
> > >
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > >
> > > > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > >
> > > > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
> > > sticky.
> >
> > Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?
>
> What, no cheesecake?

I love blackbottom cake.

[Tim Bruening]

Jennifer Winters wrote:

> "Mitchell Swan" <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
> news:***@raytheon.com...
> > Jennifer Winters wrote:
> > >
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > >
> > > > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > >
> > > > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
> > > sticky.
> >
> > Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?
>
> What, no cheesecake?

I love blackbottom cake.

[Nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Jennifer Winters wrote:
>
>> "Mitchell Swan" <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@raytheon.com...
>> > Jennifer Winters wrote:
>> > >
>> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> > > > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
>> > > > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
>> > > > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> > > > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> "Strawberries are red"
>> > > > > >> "Strawberries are green"
>> > > > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> > > > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
>> > > >
>> > > > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>> > >
>> > > Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna
>> > > get
>> > > sticky.
>> >
>> > Hey now, what's with the attitude there, shortcake?
>>
>> What, no cheesecake?
>
> I love blackbottom cake.

Very heavy choreographer: Charles Ton.

[Tim Bruening]

Jennifer Winters wrote:

> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > >
> > > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > >
> > > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> >
> > Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> Yeah, stay with the on-topic discussions or this whole thing's gonna get
> sticky.

More LOL!

[Lara Beaton]

On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
<***@comcast.net> wrote:

>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
>> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
>> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
>> >>
>> >> "Strawberries are red"
>> >> "Strawberries are green"
>> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> >> "Strawberries are brown"
>> >
>> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>>
>> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
>
>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.

Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.

--
Lara Beaton
"My safe word is 'ouch'."

[Corey M Seward]

Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> <***@comcast.net> wrote:

> >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> >> >
> >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> >>
> >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> >
> >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.

> Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.

Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.

--
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[Neil Anderson]

"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > >> >
> > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > >>
> > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > >
> > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
>
> Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
>
All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.

Neil Anderson

[Richard Boye']

Neil Anderson wrote:
>
> "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > >> >
> > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > >>
> > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > >
> > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >
> > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> >
> > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> >
> All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.

Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.

--
Richard M. Boye' * ***@webspan.net
Typing into the Void:
http://www.webspan.net/~waldo/books/blogger.html
"Some men lead lives of quiet desperation.
My desperation makes a pathetic whining sound."

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> Neil Anderson wrote:
> >
> > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > >> >>
> > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > >
> > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > >
> > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > >
> > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
>
> Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
>
Should I can it? Or wax prolific?

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > >
> > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >
> > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > >
> > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > >
> > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> >
> > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> >
> Should I can it? Or wax prolific?


Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Duncan J Macdonald]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > >
> > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > >
> > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > >
> > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > >
> > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>
> Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.

'Tis better than being squashed.

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Mark Stokje]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >
> > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > >
> > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> >
> > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>
> 'Tis better than being squashed

This thread has bean going on long enough. Lettuce berry the hatchet and
move along now.

Mark

[Tim Bruening]

Mark Stokje wrote:

> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > >
> > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > >
> > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> >
> > 'Tis better than being squashed
>
> This thread has bean going on long enough. Lettuce berry the hatchet and
> move along now.

LOL.

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
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> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >
> > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > >
> > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> >
> > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>
> 'Tis better than being squashed.


I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Neil Anderson]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
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> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@posting.google.com...
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > >
> > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > >
> > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> >
> > 'Tis better than being squashed.
>
>
> I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
>
This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a right
old pickle.

Neil Anderson

[Jennifer Winters]

"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
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>
> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > >> In article
<bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > >
> > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > >
> > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> >
> >
> > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> >
> This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a right
> old pickle.


Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a cucumber.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
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> "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> >
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a
jam.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > >
> > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > >
> > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > >
> > >
> > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > >
> > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
right
> > old pickle.
>
>
> Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a cucumber.
>
> --
> Jennifer Winters
> Nerd in babe's clothing
>
Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
>
> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > >
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a
> jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > >
> > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > >
> > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> right
> > > old pickle.
> >
> >
> > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a cucumber.
> >
> > --
> > Jennifer Winters
> > Nerd in babe's clothing
> >
> Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!

Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
thread expands.

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

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> On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> >
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
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> > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
a
> > jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > >
> > > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> > right
> > > > old pickle.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
cucumber.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Jennifer Winters
> > > Nerd in babe's clothing
> > >
> > Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
>
> Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
> thread expands.
>
You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > >
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >
> news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > > > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> a
> > > jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > > >
> > > > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> > > right
> > > > > old pickle.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> cucumber.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Jennifer Winters
> > > > Nerd in babe's clothing
> > > >
> > > Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
> >
> > Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
> > thread expands.
> >
> You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
>
Yeast! Caught out again!

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Frank van Schie]

Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
>
>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>>
>>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
>>>
>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>>>
>>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
>>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>
>>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
>>
>>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
>>
>>message
>>
>>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
>>
>>message
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
>>
>>Macdonald
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
>>>>>
>>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
>>>>>>right old pickle.
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
>>>>>cucumber.
>>>>
>>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
>>>
>>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
>>>thread expands.
>>
>>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
>>
> Yeast! Caught out again!

There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up. So
it's about time you got your just deserts.

It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
--
Frank

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> >
> >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> >>>
> >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> >>>>
> >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>
> >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> >>
> >>message
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> >>
> >>message
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> >>
> >>Macdonald
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> >>>>>
> >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> >>>>>>right old pickle.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> >>>>>cucumber.
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
> >>>
> >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
> >>>thread expands.
> >>
> >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
> >>
> > Yeast! Caught out again!
>
> There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up. So
> it's about time you got your just deserts.
>
> It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
>
Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.


--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > >
> > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > >>
> > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > >>>
> > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > >>>>
> > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > >>
> > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > >>
> > >>message
> > >>
> > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > >>
> > >>message
> > >>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > >>
> > >>Macdonald
> > >>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in
a
> > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> > >>>>>cucumber.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
> > >>>
> > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
> > >>>thread expands.
> > >>
> > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
> > >>
> > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> >
> > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up. So
> > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> >
> > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> >
> Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.


Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
news:i4xVb.1903$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > >
> > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > >>
> > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > >>>
> > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > >
>>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > >>
> > > >>message
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > >>
> > > >>message
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > >>
> > > >>Macdonald
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be
in
> a
> > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as
the
> > > >>>thread expands.
> > > >>
> > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
> > > >>
> > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > >
> > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up.
So
> > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > >
> > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > >
> > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
>
>
> Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
>
> --
> Jennifer Winters
> Nerd in babe's clothing
>
So after all these posts, here I sit wondering how an Aes Sedai would use
the One Power to make deserts. And what about the Dark One; shouldn't he
have any? Imagine Meseanna (sp?) making a creme brule using the True Power,
and if the DO not liking it and balefiring it out of existance. Oh, my mind
boggles. What is Randland coming to.

BTW, anyone know the recipe for a Two-Rivers Upside Down Cake?

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > >
> > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > >>
> > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > >>>
> > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > >>
> > > >>message
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > >>
> > > >>message
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > >>
> > > >>Macdonald
> > > >>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in
> a
> > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be slaw-tered!
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as the
> > > >>>thread expands.
> > > >>
> > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened noticed.
> > > >>
> > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > >
> > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up. So
> > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > >
> > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > >
> > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
>
>
> Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.

Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > >
> > > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >
>>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > >
>>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
message
> > > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > >
>>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > > >>
> > > > >>message
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > > >>
> > > > >>message
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Macdonald
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could
be in
> > a
> > > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> > > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be
slaw-tered!
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as
the
> > > > >>>thread expands.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened
noticed.
> > > > >>
> > > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > > >
> > > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up.
So
> > > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > > >
> > > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > > >
> > > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
> >
> >
> > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
>
> Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!


Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you nowhere.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
> >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in
message
> > > > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
> >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >
> >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>message
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>message
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>Macdonald
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could
> be in
> > > a
> > > > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as
a
> > > > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be
> slaw-tered!
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly
as
> the
> > > > > >>>thread expands.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened
> noticed.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > > > >
> > > > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout
up.
> So
> > > > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > > > >
> > > > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
> > >
> > >
> > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> >
> > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
>
>
> Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you nowhere.
>
> --
> Jennifer Winters
> Nerd in babe's clothing
>
Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
<snip>

Hey, someone had to!

> > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you nowhere.
> Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.

That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> <snip>
>
> Hey, someone had to!
>
> > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you
nowhere.
> > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
>
> That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
>
Stop trying to butter people up. You'll only end up greasy.

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> <snip>
>
> Hey, someone had to!
>
> > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you
nowhere.
> > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
>
> That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.


More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:02:47 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
>
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > <snip>
> >
> > Hey, someone had to!
> >
> > > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you
> nowhere.
> > > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
> >
> > That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
>
>
> More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.
>
I think we've effectively fritter-ed away any interest in _this_
thread.

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:02:47 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> >
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > > Hey, someone had to!
> > >
> > > > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you
> > nowhere.
> > > > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
> > >
> > > That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
> >
> >
> > More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.
> >
> I think we've effectively fritter-ed away any interest in _this_
> thread.


But the temptation to try topping the other keeps on going and going...

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:02:47 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > >
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > > <snip>
> > > >
> > > > Hey, someone had to!
> > > >
> > > > > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > > > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you
> > > nowhere.
> > > > > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
> > > >
> > > > That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
> > >
> > >
> > > More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.
> > >
> > I think we've effectively fritter-ed away any interest in _this_
> > thread.
>
>
> But the temptation to try topping the other keeps on going and going...
>
Nuts!

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:02:47 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > >
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > > > <snip>
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey, someone had to!
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > > > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > > > > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get
you
> > > > nowhere.
> > > > > > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
> > > > >
> > > > > That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.
> > > >
> > > I think we've effectively fritter-ed away any interest in _this_
> > > thread.
> >
> >
> > But the temptation to try topping the other keeps on going and going...
> >
> Nuts!


Soup Nazi!

(There! Godwin at last!)

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Neil Anderson]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
news:UYWWb.12707$***@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 12:09:10 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 02:02:47 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:07:18 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > >
news:K3CVb.2837$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > > > > <snip>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hey, someone had to!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > > > > > > > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> > > > > > > > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get
> you
> > > > > nowhere.
> > > > > > > Yes. I thought he was being a truffle insensitive.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's me, always looking for nougats of good will.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > More like Good Humor, but I di-cress.
> > > > >
> > > > I think we've effectively fritter-ed away any interest in _this_
> > > > thread.
> > >
> > >
> > > But the temptation to try topping the other keeps on going and
going...
> > >
> > Nuts!
>
>
> Soup Nazi!
>
Boo, ya base creature. I think I am having an allergic reaction to this
thread - gasp! atchoo.

Neil Anderson

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:16:10 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
> >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
> >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> message
> > > > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >
> >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>message
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>message
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>Macdonald
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could
> be in
> > > a
> > > > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> > > > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be
> slaw-tered!
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread softly as
> the
> > > > > >>>thread expands.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened
> noticed.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > > > >
> > > > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout up.
> So
> > > > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > > > >
> > > > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
> > >
> > >
> > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> >
> > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
>
>
> Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you nowhere.
>

Sweet-Tarts is more like it around here.
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:16:10 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:35:26 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 13:24:13 +0100, Frank van Schie said...
> > > > > > Duncan J Macdonald wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 20:20:20 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
message
> > > > > > >>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 17:39:56 GMT, ***@nyc.rr.com said...
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >
> > >>>>news:JZ5Vb.65220$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>"Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in
message
> > > > > > >>>>>news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >
> > >>>>>>news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > message
> > > > > > >>>>>>>news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >
> > >>news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>message
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye'
said...
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>"Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>message
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>Macdonald
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>><***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>><bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a jam.
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too
thin.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>I do believe that you're being unnecessarily
melon-cholic.
> > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>>This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi
could
> > be in
> > > > a
> > > > > > >>>>>>right old pickle.
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool
as a
> > > > > > >>>>>cucumber.
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>Well, you're in deep kim-chi now, lady. Prepare to be
> > slaw-tered!
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>Lettuce be careful, there are raisins you want to bread
softly as
> > the
> > > > > > >>>thread expands.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>You, sir, must be part of the uprising. Not that I leavened
> > noticed.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > Yeast! Caught out again!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's been too many vegetable cascades to allow more to sprout
up.
> > So
> > > > > > it's about time you got your just deserts.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's sundae, damnit, give it a rest.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Trying to split the cascade? Oh, frappe.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Now, now, don't go bannanas over such a trifle.
> > >
> > > Look sweet-ums, I'll shake this froup up if I gotta!
> >
> >
> > Honey, being as smooth as peaches and cream ain't gonna get you nowhere.
> >
>
> Sweet-Tarts is more like it around here.


Easy as pie, are they?

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 02:50:42 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...

<mucho snippo>

> > Sweet-Tarts is more like it around here.
> Easy as pie, are they?

Mince me much?

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Tue, 10 Feb 2004 02:50:42 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>
> <mucho snippo>
>
> > > Sweet-Tarts is more like it around here.
> > Easy as pie, are they?
>
> Mince me much?
>
Someone might need to have the stuffing (egg)beaten out of them and their
starch removed.

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:45:13 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> >
> > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > >
> > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > >
> > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > >
> > >
> > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > >
> > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a right
> > old pickle.
>
>
> Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a cucumber.

Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
Loy?

--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Jennifer Winters]

"Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:45:13 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > >
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a
jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > >
> > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > >
> > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
right
> > > old pickle.
> >
> >
> > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
cucumber.
>
> Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
> Loy?


No zucchini, but a couple of mangoes.

--
Jennifer Winters
Nerd in babe's clothing

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 19:00:00 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:45:13 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a
> jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > >
> > > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> right
> > > > old pickle.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> cucumber.
> >
> > Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
> > Loy?
>
>
> No zucchini, but a couple of mangoes.

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?


OBBroadwayMusical: "We got mangoes and bananas we can pick right from
a tree.."
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
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> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:45:13 GMT, Jennifer Winters said...
> > > "Neil Anderson" <***@northrock.bm> wrote in message
> > > news:n45Vb.1150$***@newshog.newsread.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > > > >
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> > > > > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J
Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> In article
> > > <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in
a
> jam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> > > > >
> > > > This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
> right
> > > > old pickle.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, then, I seriously advise all parties to keep as cool as a
> cucumber.
> >
> > Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
> > Loy?
>
>
> No zucchini, but a couple of mangoes.
>
Hmm. Nice melons.

[Lara Beaton]

On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 13:42:12 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
<***@comcast.net> wrote:

>Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
>Loy?

Why phrase that question as if the two mutually exclusive?

--
Lara Beaton
"My safe word is 'ouch'."

[Duncan J Macdonald]

On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 23:21:52 GMT, Lara Beaton said...
> On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 13:42:12 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> >Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just waiting for the
> >Loy?
>
> Why phrase that question as if the two mutually exclusive?
>

Because of the end use, size is important.
--
Duncan J Macdonald
***@navy.mil
***@comcast.net

[Tim Bruening]

Neil Anderson wrote:

> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > >
> > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > >
> > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> >
> >
> > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> >
> This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a right
> old pickle.

This thread is covered with whipped cream.

[Nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Neil Anderson wrote:
>
>> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
>> news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> > news:***@posting.google.com...
>> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
>> > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
>> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
>> > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
>> > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
>> > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
>> > > > > > > > > >> In article
>> > > > > > > > > >> <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
>> > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > >> >>
>> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
>> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
>> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
>> > > > > > > > > >> >
>> > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>> > > > > > > > > >>
>> > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a
>> > > > > > > > > >> jam.
>> > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>> > > >
>> > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>> > > >
>> > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>> > >
>> > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
>> >
>> >
>> > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
>> >
>> This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a
>> right
>> old pickle.
>
> This thread is covered with whipped cream.
>
Did the cream enjoy it?

[Tim Bruening]

Neil Anderson wrote:

> "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> news:wJYUb.63696$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > "Jennifer Winters" <***@wwco.com> wrote in message
> > news:<%wLUb.61381$***@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> > > > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> > > >
> > > > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
> > >
> > > 'Tis better than being squashed.
> >
> >
> > I do believe that you're being unnecessarily melon-cholic.
> >
> This is getting ugli. If we keep going in this ki, wi could be in a right
> old pickle.

This thread is covered with whipped cream.

[Tim Bruening]

Jennifer Winters wrote:

> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > >
> > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > >
> > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > >
> > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > >
> > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>
> Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.

What do wax or beans have to do with strawberries?

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Jennifer Winters wrote:
>
> > "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > > >
> > > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > > >
> > > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
> >
> > Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>
> What do wax or beans have to do with strawberries?
>
"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Germans?"
"Shut up. He's on a roll."

[Tim Bruening]

Jennifer Winters wrote:

> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
> > > Neil Anderson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> > > > >
> > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> > > > >
> > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
> > >
> > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
> > >
> > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>
> Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.

What do wax or beans have to do with strawberries?

[Nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Jennifer Winters wrote:
>
>> "Duncan J Macdonald" <***@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:***@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 07:16:12 GMT, Richard Boye' said...
>> > > Neil Anderson wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
>> > > > news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> > > > > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
>> > > > > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
>> > > > > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
>> > > > > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
>> > > > > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >>
>> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
>> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
>> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> > > > > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
>> > > > > > >> >
>> > > > > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>> > > > > > >>
>> > > > > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
>> > > > >
>> > > > All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.
>> > >
>> > > Yes, we should all try to preserve a little dignity.
>> > >
>> > Should I can it? Or wax prolific?
>>
>> Why bother? You've already spilled the beans.
>
> What do wax or beans have to do with strawberries?

You have the strawberries for afters.

[Tim Bruening]

Neil Anderson wrote:

> "Corey M Seward" <***@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote in message
> news:bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> > > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > > >> >
> > > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > > >>
> > > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > > >
> > > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
> >
> > > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
> >
> > Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
> >
> All of these puns are getting a bit jarring.

Still More LOL!

[Mitchell Swan]

Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>
> Still More LOL!

You really are trying for that top spot on the posting record, aren't
you?

Knock it off, it's pitiful to watch.

--
Mitch
"Actually, after long thought, I'm not sure that
America _is_ the stupidest country on Earth -
it's just that they promote their stupidity so effectively."
Mil Millington

[John Anderson]

In article <bvt8tc$vom6k$***@ID-58302.news.uni-berlin.de>, 9cms4
@qlink.queensu.ca says...
> Lara Beaton <***@telus.netblock> wrote:
> > On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> > <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > >> >
> > >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> > >>
> > >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> > >
> > >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> > Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.
>
> Quite frankly, I think we're all ex-pectin that.
>
>
Will you all just can it!
--
John Anderson
WTF?

[Tim Bruening]

Lara Beaton wrote:

> On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 18:57:08 -0500, Duncan J Macdonald
> <***@comcast.net> wrote:
>
> >On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> >> In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> >> Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> >> >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> "Strawberries are red"
> >> >> "Strawberries are green"
> >> >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> >> >> "Strawberries are brown"
> >> >
> >> >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> >>
> >> You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
> >
> >Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.
>
> Yes, you wouldn't want to spread the joke too thin.

Yet More LOL!

[Tim Bruening]

Duncan J Macdonald wrote:

> On 4 Feb 2004 17:03:35 GMT, Michael Hoye said...
> > In article <bvr3mr$vfiei$***@ID-207359.news.uni-berlin.de>,
> > Ryan Reich <***@uchicago.edu> wrote:
> > >Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > >>
> > >> "Strawberries are red"
> > >> "Strawberries are green"
> > >> "Strawberries are yellow"
> > >> "Strawberries are brown"
> > >
> > >I didn't know strawberries could channel.
> >
> > You'd be amazed what they can do when they're in a jam.
>
> Stop straining for puns! They just don't jell.

LOL.

[Tim Bruening]

Ryan Reich wrote:

> Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
> >
> >> Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at
> >> it, it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s)
> >> such that they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g.
> >> I will speak no word that is not true unless I think the word
> >> "strawberries". This would prevent accidental slips.
> >
> > Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the following
> > statements?
> >
> > "Strawberries are red"
> > "Strawberries are green"
> > "Strawberries are yellow"
> > "Strawberries are brown"
>
> I didn't know strawberries could channel.

Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.

LOL.

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Ryan Reich wrote:
>
> > Paul Wilkins wrote:
> > > On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
> > >
> > >> Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught
at
> > >> it, it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s)
> > >> such that they must keep them except under certain circumstances,
e.g.
> > >> I will speak no word that is not true unless I think the word
> > >> "strawberries". This would prevent accidental slips.
> > >
> > > Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the following
> > > statements?
> > >
> > > "Strawberries are red"
> > > "Strawberries are green"
> > > "Strawberries are yellow"
> > > "Strawberries are brown"
> >
> > I didn't know strawberries could channel.
>
> Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.
>
> LOL.
>
Ooh, ooh! [waves hand frantically in the air] Mistress Cadsume, can I join
the Peanut Butter and Peach Ajah!

[Frederick Hurley]

On 2004-02-07 06:13:20 -0500, Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
said:

> Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.

They're a pretty good band, if you like psychedelic rock. :-)

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Frederick Hurley" <***@HurleyIT.com> wrote in message
news:2004020800460227590%***@HurleyITcom...
> On 2004-02-07 06:13:20 -0500, Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
> said:
>
> > Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.
>
> They're a pretty good band, if you like psychedelic rock. :-)
>
Yes, wasn't their big song, "Incensed at Paper Mints"?

[Pat O'Connell]

***@nyc.rr.com wrote:

> "Frederick Hurley" <***@HurleyIT.com> wrote in message
> news:2004020800460227590%***@HurleyITcom...
>> On 2004-02-07 06:13:20 -0500, Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
>> said:
>>
>> > Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.
>>
>> They're a pretty good band, if you like psychedelic rock. :-)
>>
> Yes, wasn't their big song, "Incensed at Paper Mints"?

Heh.

Strangely enough I used to know a guy who was the bassist for the
Strawbery Alarm Clock. He took the money, quit the band, and bought a
record store I spent a lot of money at during the 70s.



--
Pat O'Connell
[note munged EMail address]
Take nothing but pictures, Leave nothing but footprints,
Kill nothing but vandals...

[r***@nyc.rr.com]

"Pat O'Connell" <***@cox.net> wrote in message
news:6NtVb.32593$***@fed1read04...
>
>
> ***@nyc.rr.com wrote:
>
> > "Frederick Hurley" <***@HurleyIT.com> wrote in message
> > news:2004020800460227590%***@HurleyITcom...
> >> On 2004-02-07 06:13:20 -0500, Tim Bruening
<***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
> >> said:
> >>
> >> > Welcome to the Strawberry Ajah.
> >>
> >> They're a pretty good band, if you like psychedelic rock. :-)
> >>
> > Yes, wasn't their big song, "Incensed at Paper Mints"?
>
> Heh.
>
> Strangely enough I used to know a guy who was the bassist for the
> Strawbery Alarm Clock. He took the money, quit the band, and bought a
> record store I spent a lot of money at during the 70s.
>
He probable would have been pleased to know then, that they were my friend's
favorite band. Then again, this guy really liked the music group
"H.P.Lovcecraft" -- another obscure psychedelic group -- and he also
performed in cabaret shows around New York.

[Tim Bruening]

Paul Wilkins wrote:

> On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
> > Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at it,
> > it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s) such that
> > they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g. I will speak no
> > word that is not true unless I think the word "strawberries". This would
> > prevent accidental slips.
>
> Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the
> following statements?
>
> "Strawberries are red"
> "Strawberries are green"
> "Strawberries are yellow"
> "Strawberries are brown"

"The streets of Tar Valon are covered with strawberry jam".

[Nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Paul Wilkins wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
>> > Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at
>> > it,
>> > it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s) such
>> > that
>> > they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g. I will
>> > speak no
>> > word that is not true unless I think the word "strawberries". This
>> > would
>> > prevent accidental slips.
>>
>> Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the
>> following statements?
>>
>> "Strawberries are red"
>> "Strawberries are green"
>> "Strawberries are yellow"
>> "Strawberries are brown"
>
> "The streets of Tar Valon are covered with strawberry jam".
>
"Strawberries are red"
"Strawberries are green"
"You slip and fall down"
"You get ruptured spleen!"

Sliced and mashed cars boiled up with lots of sugar: Traffic Jam!

[Tim Bruening]

Paul Wilkins wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
>
>> Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at
>> it, it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s)
>> such that they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g.
>> I will speak no word that is not true unless I think the word
>> "strawberries". This would prevent accidental slips.
>
> Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the following
> statements?
>
> "Strawberries are red"
> "Strawberries are green"
> "Strawberries are yellow"
> "Strawberries are brown"

The strawberries I eat ARE red!

[Tim Bruening]

Paul Wilkins wrote:

> On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 02:44:51 -0700, Drew Holton wrote:
> > Since they are able to lie, but there is the danger of being caught at it,
> > it seems to me that they might have modified the original oath(s) such that
> > they must keep them except under certain circumstances, e.g. I will speak no
> > word that is not true unless I think the word "strawberries". This would
> > prevent accidental slips.
>
> Wouldn't that mean that you're in trouble with some of the
> following statements?
>
> "Strawberries are red"
> "Strawberries are green"
> "Strawberries are yellow"
> "Strawberries are brown"

"The streets of Tar Valon are covered with strawberry jam".

[Nathan P. Mahney]

umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:***@posting.google.com...
> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>

Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah oaths?
Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?

- Nathan P. Mahney -

[Mark Stokje]

"Nathan P. Mahney" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:***@news.comindico.com.au...
>
> umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:***@posting.google.com...
> > Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
> >
>
> Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah oaths?
> Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?
>
> - Nathan P. Mahney -
>
Yes, they replaced their oaths with "a new trinity"

[Mitchell Swan]

Mark Stokje wrote:
>
> "Nathan P. Mahney" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:***@news.comindico.com.au...
> >
> > umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > > ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > > another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
> > >
> >
> > Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah oaths?
> > Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?
> >
> > - Nathan P. Mahney -
> >
> Yes, they replaced their oaths with "a new trinity"

A Crown of Swords - Chapter 40
--
Mitch
"Actually, after long thought, I'm not sure that
America _is_ the stupidest country on Earth -
it's just that they promote their stupidity so effectively."
Mil Millington

[Nathan P. Mahney]

Mitchell Swan <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message
news:***@raytheon.com...
> Mark Stokje wrote:
> >
> > "Nathan P. Mahney" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:***@news.comindico.com.au...
> > >
> > > umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> > > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > > Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > > > ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > > > another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah
oaths?
> > > Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?
> > >
> > > - Nathan P. Mahney -
> > >
> > Yes, they replaced their oaths with "a new trinity"
>
> A Crown of Swords - Chapter 40

Ah. Thanks all!

- Nathan P. Mahney -

[Tim Bruening]

The Gathering Storm spoilers added:

Mark Stokje wrote:

> "Nathan P. Mahney" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:***@news.comindico.com.au...
> >
> > umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > > ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > > another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
> > >
> >
> > Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah oaths?
> > Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?
> >
> > - Nathan P. Mahney -
> >
> Yes, they replaced their oaths with "a new trinity"

Page 601 0f The Gathering Storm: But Black Ajah member Verin only told Egwene
one oath: "I swear not to betray the Great Lord, to keep my secrets until the
hour of my death". Why didn't she quote the other two oaths?

[Tim Bruening]

The

Gathering

Storm

Spoilers:

Mark Stokje wrote:

> "Nathan P. Mahney" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:***@news.comindico.com.au...
> >
> > umpbumpfizz <***@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> > news:***@posting.google.com...
> > > Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > > ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > > another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
> > >
> >
> > Has it been stated anywhere that there are definitely 3 Black Ajah oaths?
> > Why not four, or six, or as many as they need?
> >
> > - Nathan P. Mahney -
> >
> Yes, they replaced their oaths with "a new trinity"

Page 601: Verin says that members of the BA can double cross other Darkfriends
or even turn against the Chosen, as selfishness must be preserved. BAs are
only prohibited from betraying the Great Lord of the Dark or betraying the BA
to outsiders.

How did Verin find herself in a situation in which she had to join the BA? How
was it that she had promised to take the oaths to the DO when she had had no
desire to do so?

[Aaron Sanders]

***@yahoo.ca (umpbumpfizz) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>
> Some possibilities:
>
> -To do anything in your power to avoid being discovered yourself
> -Not to betray anything that could lead to another BA being
> discovered.
> -To obey those DF's placed above you (Well, obey any direct orders,
> since Liandrin was able to try to attack Moghedien)
>
> Any other ideas? I've been trying to think this out from the
> Forsaken/DO's perspective; if I had a secret society of evil
> channelers and I wanted to keep them secret and under my thumb, what
> sort of oaths would I make them take?
>
> J. Collins

Why just three? IIRC, when they had the first BA AS forswear all her
oaths, her pain from doing so was purportedly equivalent to that which
could be expected from removing a great many oaths, not just three.
(from the POV of the AS who was having them forswear their oaths.)

-Aaron

[David Chapman]

Aaron Sanders wrote:
> ***@yahoo.ca (umpbumpfizz) wrote in message
> news:<***@posting.google.com>...
>> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
>> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
>> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?

> Why just three?

Because the books say just three. Pay attention - someone's already quoted
chapter and verse in this thread.

> IIRC, when they had the first BA AS forswear all her
> oaths, her pain from doing so was purportedly equivalent to that which
> could be expected from removing a great many oaths, not just three.

Perhaps it's exponential.

--
Isn't the universe an amazing place? I wouldn't
live anywhere else.

[Aaron Sanders]

"David Chapman" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bvoks3$ufc5p$***@ID-212270.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> Aaron Sanders wrote:
> > ***@yahoo.ca (umpbumpfizz) wrote in message
> > news:<***@posting.google.com>...
> >> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> >> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> >> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>
> > Why just three?
>
> Because the books say just three. Pay attention - someone's already quoted
> chapter and verse in this thread.
>

That was written and posted after I made my reply, but due to the
delay of google.com (which I must use at work), mine *posted* after.
But, now I see clearly that "a new trinity" would of course imply
three. That is, of course, if the "a new trinity" quote is a BA
thinking it, rather than someone else. (for example, was it the POV of
the women looking for BA with the oath rod?)

> > IIRC, when they had the first BA AS forswear all her
> > oaths, her pain from doing so was purportedly equivalent to that which
> > could be expected from removing a great many oaths, not just three.
>
> Perhaps it's exponential.

I was attempting to paraphrase. Can anyone help with the quote from
when they discover the first BA with the oath rod? My books are about
9 hours away right now....

-Aaron

[Mitchell Swan]

Aaron Sanders wrote:
>
>
> I was attempting to paraphrase. Can anyone help with the quote from
> when they discover the first BA with the oath rod? My books are about
> 9 hours away right now....
>

Mighty spiffy...

http://idealseek.no-ip.com/


--
Mitch
"Actually, after long thought, I'm not sure that
America _is_ the stupidest country on Earth -
it's just that they promote their stupidity so effectively."
Mil Millington

[Aaron Sanders]

Mitchell Swan <***@raytheon.com> wrote in message news:<***@raytheon.com>...
> Aaron Sanders wrote:
> >
> >
> > I was attempting to paraphrase. Can anyone help with the quote from
> > when they discover the first BA with the oath rod? My books are about
> > 9 hours away right now....
> >
>
> Mighty spiffy...
>
> http://idealseek.no-ip.com/

Whoa. So *that's* what you've all been talking about.

*searches gleefully for the BA-hunting scenes*

-Aaron

[Daniel Holm]

***@msn.com (Aaron Sanders) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
> "David Chapman" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bvoks3$ufc5p$***@ID-212270.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> > Aaron Sanders wrote:
> > > ***@yahoo.ca (umpbumpfizz) wrote in message
> > > news:<***@posting.google.com>...
> > >> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> > >> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> > >> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>
> > > Why just three?
> >
> > Because the books say just three. Pay attention - someone's already quoted
> > chapter and verse in this thread.
> >
>
> That was written and posted after I made my reply, but due to the
> delay of google.com (which I must use at work), mine *posted* after.
> But, now I see clearly that "a new trinity" would of course imply
> three. That is, of course, if the "a new trinity" quote is a BA
> thinking it, rather than someone else. (for example, was it the POV of
> the women looking for BA with the oath rod?)
>
> -Aaron

It was Galina Casban, the Head of the Red Ajah... and a Darkfriend and
Black Ajah to boot.

-Daniel Holm

[Aaron Sanders]

***@yahoo.ca (umpbumpfizz) wrote in message news:<***@posting.google.com>...
> Are there any ideas about what the three oaths placed on the black
> ajah sisters are? There is most likely an oath against betraying
> another BA sister or any BA plans, but what could the other 2 be?
>
> Some possibilities:
>
> -To do anything in your power to avoid being discovered yourself
> -Not to betray anything that could lead to another BA being
> discovered.
> -To obey those DF's placed above you (Well, obey any direct orders,
> since Liandrin was able to try to attack Moghedien)
>
> Any other ideas? I've been trying to think this out from the
> Forsaken/DO's perspective; if I had a secret society of evil
> channelers and I wanted to keep them secret and under my thumb, what
> sort of oaths would I make them take?

To allow my physical manifestation to rape them whenever I please, clearly.

-Aaron