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Feeding Arad Doman: tGS Spoilers
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Tim Bruening
2010-03-05 08:08:13 UTC
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During "The Gathering Storm" and also in "Knife of Dreams", Rand spends
a lot of time and effort trying to bring stability to Arad Doman. He
drafts a large Sea Folk fleet to bring food to that nation, and has
members of the Merchant Council kidnapped so that they can elect a new
king.

Page 657 in chapter 42: All of the food brought by the Sea Folk, and the
food already in Bandar Eban, spoils in an instant, just as Rand is about
to leave. A totally frustrated Rand throws up his remaining hand and
leaves, saying there's nothing more he can do. I have a way to save
Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
Chucky & Janica
2010-03-07 19:11:13 UTC
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On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
<***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>I have a way to save
>Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!

How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
difficult as spearing them with an arrow.

I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.

In fact, this is what the Sea Folk should be doing, since Travelling
makes their boats fuck-all useless for anything else.

Also, I give big props to Sanderson for making Travelling finally seem
almost as useful as it would really be.




C&J
Tim Bruening
2010-03-12 10:22:53 UTC
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Chucky & Janica wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
> <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >I have a way to save
> >Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
>
> How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
> difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
>
> I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
> dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
> drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.

Use the OP to move water horizontally through a net.
Chucky & Janica
2010-03-13 09:16:22 UTC
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On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 02:22:53 -0800, Tim Bruening
<***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>> How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
>> difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
>>
>> I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
>> dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
>> drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.
>
>Use the OP to move water horizontally through a net.

That's way more effort than using a Gateway or a boat.




C&J
TB
2010-03-12 09:00:09 UTC
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On Mar 7, 11:11 am, Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
>
> <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >I have a way to save
> >Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
>
> How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
> difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
>
> I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
> dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
> drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.
>
> In fact, this is what the Sea Folk should be doing, since Travelling
> makes their boats fuck-all useless for anything else.

I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.

Why didn't Rand tell his Asha'man to make Gateways to take the food of
Tear and Illian through?

Could Elayne create a Gateway ter'angreal in the shape of a large ring?
Chucky@Work
2010-03-12 10:21:34 UTC
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On 12 maalis, 11:00, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> On Mar 7, 11:11 am, Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
>
> > <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >I have a way to save
> > >Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
>
> > How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
> > difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
>
> > I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
> > dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
> > drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.
>
> > In fact, this is what the Sea Folk should be doing, since Travelling
> > makes their boats fuck-all useless for anything else.
>
> I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
> front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.

I propose that an asha'man stands on a block of Air somewhere out in
the middle of the ocean and opens a Gateway just below the surface,
leading somewhere pre-arranged (also on the ocean, or fuck it, in a
desert somewhere). The destination-area has a drag net around it so
all the water just flows through it, fish and all.

Then the asha'man closes the Gateways and they tie up the net and go
home with all the fish, stopping long enough to pick out a
particularly large and smelly one to smack the nearest Sea Folk
representative in the face with it and tell him or her that he or she
is useless and annoying.

How does that sound?

> Why didn't Rand tell his Asha'man to make Gateways to take the food of
> Tear and Illian through?

God only knows. Probably something to do with people not liking the
One Power, or the food going bad, or Rand not giving a crap. Or not
thinking of it.

> Could Elayne create a Gateway ter'angreal in the shape of a large ring?

With chevrons around the edges?



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Robert E
2010-03-12 14:59:34 UTC
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On Mar 12, 5:21 am, "***@Work" <***@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 12 maalis, 11:00, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> I propose that an asha'man stands on a block of Air somewhere out in
> the middle of the ocean and opens a Gateway just below the surface,
> leading somewhere pre-arranged (also on the ocean, or fuck it, in a
> desert somewhere). The destination-area has a drag net around it so
> all the water just flows through it, fish and all.
>
> Then the asha'man closes the Gateways and they tie up the net and go
> home with all the fish, stopping long enough to pick out a
> particularly large and smelly one to smack the nearest Sea Folk
> representative in the face with it and tell him or her that he or she
> is useless and annoying.
>
> How does that sound?


Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
of the water for them.

Or does no one else remember that particular part?
Chucky & Janica
2010-03-13 09:17:02 UTC
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On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:59:34 -0800 (PST), Robert E
<***@gmail.com> wrote:

>Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
>of the water for them.

I don't remember Moiraine ever being pulled.

Although Thom seems to have a thing for her. I'm not sure where and
why that happened.




C&J
Sir F. A. Rien
2010-03-13 15:48:49 UTC
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Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> found these unused words:

>On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:59:34 -0800 (PST), Robert E
><***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
>>of the water for them.
>
>I don't remember Moiraine ever being pulled.
>
>Although Thom seems to have a thing for her. I'm not sure where and
>why that happened.
>
It's called the "Birds & the Bees".

Ask Mummy ...
Chucky & Janica
2010-03-14 17:27:28 UTC
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:48:49 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien
<***@gbr.online.com> wrote:

>>>Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
>>>of the water for them.
>>
>>I don't remember Moiraine ever being pulled.
>>
>>Although Thom seems to have a thing for her. I'm not sure where and
>>why that happened.
>
>It's called the "Birds & the Bees".
>
>Ask Mummy ...

I'll make a note of it.

Seriously though, when did Thom and Moiraine start to have a thing?



C&J
Robert E
2010-03-13 17:37:14 UTC
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On Mar 13, 4:17 am, Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:59:34 -0800 (PST), Robert E
>
> <***@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
> >of the water for them.
>
> I don't remember Moiraine ever being pulled.
>
> Although Thom seems to have a thing for her. I'm not sure where and
> why that happened.
>
> C&J

I was referring to Moiraine "tickling" a bunch of fish with ease, in
EotW I believe.
Tim Bruening
2010-03-24 20:52:48 UTC
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Robert E wrote:

> On Mar 12, 5:21 am, "***@Work" <***@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On 12 maalis, 11:00, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > I propose that an asha'man stands on a block of Air somewhere out in
> > the middle of the ocean and opens a Gateway just below the surface,
> > leading somewhere pre-arranged (also on the ocean, or fuck it, in a
> > desert somewhere). The destination-area has a drag net around it so
> > all the water just flows through it, fish and all.
> >
> > Then the asha'man closes the Gateways and they tie up the net and go
> > home with all the fish, stopping long enough to pick out a
> > particularly large and smelly one to smack the nearest Sea Folk
> > representative in the face with it and tell him or her that he or she
> > is useless and annoying.
> >
> > How does that sound?
>
> Or.... someone pulls a Moiraine and just asks all the fish to jump out
> of the water for them.
>
> Or does no one else remember that particular part?

That's the first thing Rand should have Moiraine do after Thom, Mat, and a
still unknown 3rd man rescue her: Go to Bandar Eban and ask all the fish to
jump out.
Robert E
2010-03-12 15:04:11 UTC
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On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> On Mar 7, 11:11 am, Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
>
> > <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >I have a way to save
> > >Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
>
> > How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
> > difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
>
> > I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
> > dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
> > drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.
>
> > In fact, this is what the Sea Folk should be doing, since Travelling
> > makes their boats fuck-all useless for anything else.
>
> I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
> front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.

You've never seen a tall ship in person?

It wouldn't surprise me that a full circle of 13 bitches couldn't open
one large enough.

> Why didn't Rand tell his Asha'man to make Gateways to take the food of
> Tear and Illian through?
>
> Could Elayne create a Gateway ter'angreal in the shape of a large ring?

*groan*
Tim Bruening
2010-03-13 07:00:16 UTC
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Robert E wrote:

> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > On Mar 7, 11:11 am, Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:13 -0800, Tim Bruening
> >
> > > <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > > >I have a way to save
> > > >Arad Doman from starvation: Use the OP to draw fish out of the sea!
> >
> > > How? You'd have to grab them with Air, which would be about as
> > > difficult as spearing them with an arrow.
> >
> > > I guess you could lift a big wodge of water out using Water, and then
> > > dump it through a net. This would be about as difficult as running a
> > > drag-net behind a Sea Folk ship.
> >
> > > In fact, this is what the Sea Folk should be doing, since Travelling
> > > makes their boats fuck-all useless for anything else.
> >
> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>
> You've never seen a tall ship in person?
>
> It wouldn't surprise me that a full circle of 13 bitches couldn't open
> one large enough.

Lets try a circle of 37 women and 35 men!
David DeLaney
2010-03-13 11:24:41 UTC
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Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>Robert E wrote:
>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.

...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
Writer Never Said Anything About.

>> It wouldn't surprise me that a full circle of 13 bitches couldn't open
>> one large enough.
>
>Lets try a circle of 37 women and 35 men!

Can't. One of the Glossaries says there's a strict limit on how many men
can get put into even the Very Large Circles, if I remember right.

Dave
--
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s***@freenet.co.uk
2010-03-13 19:44:34 UTC
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And verily, didst David DeLaney <***@gatekeeper.vic.com> hastily babble thusly:
> Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>Robert E wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>
> ...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
> what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
> write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> Writer Never Said Anything About.

I wish he would go to see the author personally... and offer his
suggestions... IN PERSON...


(Or am I just being unnecessarily evil?)
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Sir F. A. Rien
2010-03-13 22:16:46 UTC
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***@freenet.co.uk found these unused words:

>And verily, didst David DeLaney <***@gatekeeper.vic.com> hastily babble thusly:
>> Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>Robert E wrote:
>>>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>>
>> ...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
>> what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
>> write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>> and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>> Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
>I wish he would go to see the author personally... and offer his
>suggestions... IN PERSON...
>
>(Or am I just being unnecessarily evil?)

ROTFLMAO ... is she even allowed off her street?
s***@freenet.co.uk
2010-03-14 01:37:52 UTC
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And verily, didst Sir F. A. Rien <***@gbr.online.com> hastily babble thusly:
> ***@freenet.co.uk found these unused words:
>
>>And verily, didst David DeLaney <***@gatekeeper.vic.com> hastily babble thusly:
>>> Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>Robert E wrote:
>>>>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>>>
>>> ...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
>>> what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
>>> write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>>> and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>>> Writer Never Said Anything About.
>>
>>I wish he would go to see the author personally... and offer his
>>suggestions... IN PERSON...
>>
>>(Or am I just being unnecessarily evil?)
>
> ROTFLMAO ... is she even allowed off her street?
>
You DO know Robert Jordan's dead... right?
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Tim Bruening
2010-03-24 20:55:44 UTC
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***@freenet.co.uk wrote:

> And verily, didst Sir F. A. Rien <***@gbr.online.com> hastily babble thusly:
> > ***@freenet.co.uk found these unused words:
> >
> >>And verily, didst David DeLaney <***@gatekeeper.vic.com> hastily babble thusly:
> >>> Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>>>Robert E wrote:
> >>>>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
> >>>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
> >>>
> >>> ...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
> >>> what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
> >>> write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> >>> and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> >>> Writer Never Said Anything About.
> >>
> >>I wish he would go to see the author personally... and offer his
> >>suggestions... IN PERSON...
> >>
> >>(Or am I just being unnecessarily evil?)
> >
> > ROTFLMAO ... is she even allowed off her street?
> >
> You DO know Robert Jordan's dead... right?

I figured that you might be referring me to his replacement Brandon Sanderson.
TB
2010-03-13 20:29:34 UTC
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On Mar 13, 3:24 am, ***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote:
> Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >Robert E wrote:
> >> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
> >> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>
> ...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
> what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
> write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
> >> It wouldn't surprise me that a full circle of 13 bitches couldn't open
> >> one large enough.
>
> >Lets try a circle of 37 women and 35 men!
>
> Can't. One of the Glossaries says there's a strict limit on how many men
> can get put into even the Very Large Circles, if I remember right.

The World of Robert Jordan's "The Wheel Of Time": PP 23-24: The
maximum possible circle is 72, gender balanced circles are the
strongest, and there must generally be more women then men. Thus, the
strongest circle consists of 37 women and 35 men.
Sir F. A. Rien
2010-03-13 22:15:46 UTC
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***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) found these unused words:

>Tim Bruening <***@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>Robert E wrote:
>>> On Mar 12, 4:00 am, TB <***@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>
>...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
>what got written in the series, right? If you want to write fanfic about it,
>write the fanfic. Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
>>> It wouldn't surprise me that a full circle of 13 bitches couldn't open
>>> one large enough.
>>
>>Lets try a circle of 37 women and 35 men!
>
>Can't. One of the Glossaries says there's a strict limit on how many men
>can get put into even the Very Large Circles, if I remember right.

Yes, It's a coven, that timmette will always try proposals, gets turned down
every time.
Chucky & Janica
2010-03-14 17:29:30 UTC
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:24:41 -0500, ***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David
DeLaney) wrote:

>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>
>...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
>what got written in the series, right?

I think I started the proposals this time round.

>If you want to write fanfic about it,
>write the fanfic.

Done and done.

>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>Writer Never Said Anything About.

I propose you try and stop me, weenie.




C&J
David DeLaney
2010-03-14 21:37:16 UTC
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Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
>***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote:
>>If you want to write fanfic about it, write the fanfic.
>
>Done and done.

yay

>>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>>Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
>I propose you try and stop me, weenie.

Oh, not you. TB has this really irritating habit of Declaiming Really Obvious
Solutions To Issues That Arose In A Work Of Fiction Which The Author Did Not
Say Enough About To TB's Satisfaction, and phrasing them like he's standing
at the author's elbow saying "THERE! You need to put THAT THERE!" back when
the book was being written. Even for books that are by now decades old, or
by dead dead deaddity dead authors.

It's probably not so bad the first time you encounter it, but he _just keeps
doing it_.

Dave "also, removing his standard crossposts to three different humor groups
plus one (which changes) entirely unrelated to the topic he's declaiming
about" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from ***@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Chucky@Work
2010-03-15 06:56:33 UTC
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On 14 maalis, 23:37, ***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote:

> >>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> >>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> >>Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
> >I propose you try and stop me, weenie.
>
> Oh, not you.

Aw. But I was just as guilty, admittedly not as persistently and
thoroughly as Mr. Bruening. Still, I have to admire his stamina. I
suspected he was a bot once upon a time, but now I'm not sure. He's
extremely sophisticated. Maybe some sort of experimental AI let loose
on the web?

> TB has this really irritating habit of Declaiming Really Obvious
> Solutions To Issues That Arose In A Work Of Fiction Which The Author Did Not
> Say Enough About To TB's Satisfaction, and phrasing them like he's standing
> at the author's elbow saying "THERE! You need to put THAT THERE!" back when
> the book was being written.

I suppose my own proposals in this context were related (as you say)
to possible fan fiction ideas (and not just my own), but I suppose
there's no harm in saying things in the hope that the current author
might somehow pick up on them.

Or, worst case scenario, a bit of harmless roleplaying at holding some
sort of Wheel of Time Creators' Board Meeting, in which executives
(like myself and Tim) make amazing proposals and the tea boy (Robert
E) brings us tea and crumpets.

> Even for books that are by now decades old, or
> by dead dead deaddity dead authors.

Well, Brandon Sanderson isn't dead yet! He's still got years ahead of
him! And if he does a good job on the Wheel of Time (as I think he has
so far), I may even check out some of his actual works.

> It's probably not so bad the first time you encounter it, but he _just keeps
> doing it_.

Boy's got staying power.

> Dave "also, removing his standard crossposts to three different humor groups
>  plus one (which changes) entirely unrelated to the topic he's declaiming
>  about" DeLaney

Does this mean we won't be e-rasslin' to decide whether or not I get
to make pretend boardroom proposals?

Aw.




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"everywhere", I mean "here in my head".
David DeLaney
2010-03-15 17:17:13 UTC
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***@Work <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 14 maalis, 23:37, ***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote:
>> Dave "also, removing his standard crossposts to three different humor groups
>>  plus one (which changes) entirely unrelated to the topic he's declaiming
>>  about" DeLaney
>
>Does this mean we won't be e-rasslin' to decide whether or not I get
>to make pretend boardroom proposals?

Mmmmmaybe later.

Dave
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Tim Bruening
2010-03-24 20:57:54 UTC
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David DeLaney wrote:

> Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> wrote:
> >***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote:
> >>If you want to write fanfic about it, write the fanfic.
> >
> >Done and done.
>
> yay
>
> >>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> >>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> >>Writer Never Said Anything About.
> >
> >I propose you try and stop me, weenie.
>
> Oh, not you. TB has this really irritating habit of Declaiming Really Obvious
> Solutions To Issues That Arose In A Work Of Fiction Which The Author Did Not
> Say Enough About To TB's Satisfaction, and phrasing them like he's standing
> at the author's elbow saying "THERE! You need to put THAT THERE!" back when
> the book was being written. Even for books that are by now decades old, or
> by dead dead deaddity dead authors.

I'm figuring that now that Rand has recovered his compassion and his sense of humor,
he will have another go at saving Arad Doman, and get the idea of using the OP to
draw fish out of the sea.
Sir F. A. Rien
2010-03-15 15:37:37 UTC
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Chucky & Janica <***@kolumbus.fi> found these unused words:

>On Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:24:41 -0500, ***@gatekeeper.vic.com (David
>DeLaney) wrote:
>
>>>> > I propose that the Sea Folk Windfinders project a Traveling Gateway in
>>>> > front of a ship, and have that ship sail right through it.
>>
>>...You do know that "proposing" doesn't actually DO anything towards changing
>>what got written in the series, right?
>
>I think I started the proposals this time round.
>
>>If you want to write fanfic about it,
>>write the fanfic.
>
>Done and done.
>
>>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
>>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
>>Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
>I propose you try and stop me, weenie.
>
I propose you and Timmette get married.
A weenie for her whiny ways.
Chucky@Work
2010-03-19 09:37:56 UTC
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On 15 maalis, 17:37, Sir F. A. Rien <***@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> >>Don't act like you're standing up at a writer's meeting
> >>and declaiming about How To Solve This Obviously Difficult Problem What The
> >>Writer Never Said Anything About.
>
> >I propose you try and stop me, weenie.
>
> I propose you and Timmette get married.
> A weenie for her whiny ways.- Piilota siteerattu teksti -

So is Tim actually a girl, or is this just another classic rec.arse
put-down in action?


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Janica would kill me if I got married. Or at least she would kill
***@home, not me ... hmm, still not worth it. The wedding vows
would probably be really annoying.
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