David Wren-Hardin
2005-11-04 20:26:55 UTC
Apparently Google gobbles space, so we now have to fill in the space
with meaningless chatter. Much like a Robert Jordan book. So, I'll fill
my space with questions. I have been away from Uselessnet for a long
time, and find the usual Ways closed. (I miss my strn!) How do people
read news now anyway? What is LiveJournal, besides being a blog tool?
Any DF Socials coming up in the NYC area? What the hell happened to
Theo Epstein and the Red Sox?
Ok, now to my thoughts. In a word, this book sucked.
That's still an improvement over the last book, Path of Crowning Swords
in the Heart of Winter's Twilight, which sucked a lot more than just
one word.
I have devoted 40% of my life to reading this series. I have received
an advanced degree, changed careers, had two kids, moved from the
Hearland to the Borderlands and then to the other side of the country,
and we _still_ can't get Moiraine out of that goddam tower.
One of my frustrations with this book is that there are passages that
are good to even great. Galad and his duel. Egwene in the tower.
Nynaeve rallying the Malkieri. Like others apparently, I nearly wept
when I read the "Golden Crane Rides" part. Perrin striking down Faile's
Aiel friend (whose name escapes me) was my Gasp moment. Jordan did a
great job with the random brutality of war. Jordan can still write
great, tension filled scenes. So why do we get pages and pages of
mood-swings, goat's milk, and prodigeous bosems stretching taut silk?
Maybe I'm just getting older, but I'm tired of scene after scene of
discipline being enforced by spankings and whippings. Sure, that seemed
llike a realistic depiction of how the world worked when I was in
graduate school, but now that I've seen the Real World, I'd spend
exactly two seconds in the company of Aes Sedai/Wisewomen/WindFinders
before I carrier-pigeoned my resume to another company.
Some of the scenes just seemed like gratuitous answers to reader
questions. Is Morridin Ishy? Lets have a random Forsaken meeting to
confirm it. Why don't the Forsaken spend more time attacking Rand? Ok,
I'll have a bazillion Shadowspawn attack his camp, and have them all
blown apart in by a half-dozen channelers and a couple of floppy-eared
giants.
I won't even get into the cover art.
-David "Taim will always be Demandred to me" Wren-Hardin
-***@yahoo.com
-***@gmail.com
-home.comcast.net/~amygdala
with meaningless chatter. Much like a Robert Jordan book. So, I'll fill
my space with questions. I have been away from Uselessnet for a long
time, and find the usual Ways closed. (I miss my strn!) How do people
read news now anyway? What is LiveJournal, besides being a blog tool?
Any DF Socials coming up in the NYC area? What the hell happened to
Theo Epstein and the Red Sox?
Ok, now to my thoughts. In a word, this book sucked.
That's still an improvement over the last book, Path of Crowning Swords
in the Heart of Winter's Twilight, which sucked a lot more than just
one word.
I have devoted 40% of my life to reading this series. I have received
an advanced degree, changed careers, had two kids, moved from the
Hearland to the Borderlands and then to the other side of the country,
and we _still_ can't get Moiraine out of that goddam tower.
One of my frustrations with this book is that there are passages that
are good to even great. Galad and his duel. Egwene in the tower.
Nynaeve rallying the Malkieri. Like others apparently, I nearly wept
when I read the "Golden Crane Rides" part. Perrin striking down Faile's
Aiel friend (whose name escapes me) was my Gasp moment. Jordan did a
great job with the random brutality of war. Jordan can still write
great, tension filled scenes. So why do we get pages and pages of
mood-swings, goat's milk, and prodigeous bosems stretching taut silk?
Maybe I'm just getting older, but I'm tired of scene after scene of
discipline being enforced by spankings and whippings. Sure, that seemed
llike a realistic depiction of how the world worked when I was in
graduate school, but now that I've seen the Real World, I'd spend
exactly two seconds in the company of Aes Sedai/Wisewomen/WindFinders
before I carrier-pigeoned my resume to another company.
Some of the scenes just seemed like gratuitous answers to reader
questions. Is Morridin Ishy? Lets have a random Forsaken meeting to
confirm it. Why don't the Forsaken spend more time attacking Rand? Ok,
I'll have a bazillion Shadowspawn attack his camp, and have them all
blown apart in by a half-dozen channelers and a couple of floppy-eared
giants.
I won't even get into the cover art.
-David "Taim will always be Demandred to me" Wren-Hardin
-***@yahoo.com
-***@gmail.com
-home.comcast.net/~amygdala