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*Brand New*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean theory
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H***@gmail.com
2007-03-12 00:37:44 UTC
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Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
Geoffrey Willmore
2007-03-12 08:22:51 UTC
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Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of curing
cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Duncan J Macdonald
2007-03-12 10:21:07 UTC
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Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
No.
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of curing
cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed hollowpoint.
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Duncan J Macdonald
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David Chapman
2007-03-12 19:10:24 UTC
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Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of
curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed hollowpoint.
No, that's a way of curing brand new Asmodean theories.
Duncan J Macdonald
2007-03-12 22:39:49 UTC
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In article <et49lh$l48$1$***@news.demon.co.uk>, jedit_ojanen8
@hotmail.com says...
Post by David Chapman
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of
curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed hollowpoint.
No, that's a way of curing brand new Asmodean theories.
True, dat.

"You! No! His words still hung in the air as the echoing roar of a
Desert Eagle discharging in an enclosed space shattered the quiet of
a small pantry, tastefully decorated in mauve and ecru lace spun
gracefully over the lambent green brocaded wall hangings, each one
depicting a scene from an unknown 7th Age artist's work entitled 'A
Garden of Earthly Delights'."
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Duncan J Macdonald
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RangerFan
2007-03-14 13:05:40 UTC
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On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:39:49 -0400, Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
@hotmail.com says...
Post by David Chapman
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of
curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed hollowpoint.
No, that's a way of curing brand new Asmodean theories.
True, dat.
"You! No! His words still hung in the air as the echoing roar of a
Desert Eagle discharging in an enclosed space shattered the quiet of
a small pantry, tastefully decorated in mauve and ecru lace spun
gracefully over the lambent green brocaded wall hangings, each one
depicting a scene from an unknown 7th Age artist's work entitled 'A
Garden of Earthly Delights'."
"while, in a distant part of the castle, an Aes Sedai sniffed
mysteriously"
Rejnold Byzio
2007-03-14 15:17:10 UTC
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Post by RangerFan
On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:39:49 -0400, Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
From the Collected Witterings of Duncan J Macdonald,
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working,
amazing new way of curing cancer? I was looking for
one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed
hollowpoint.
No, that's a way of curing brand new Asmodean theories.
True, dat.
"You! No! His words still hung in the air as the echoing
roar of a Desert Eagle discharging in an enclosed space
shattered the quiet of a small pantry, tastefully decorated
in mauve and ecru lace spun gracefully over the lambent
green brocaded wall hangings, each one depicting a scene
from an unknown 7th Age artist's work entitled 'A Garden of
Earthly Delights'."
"while, in a distant part of the castle, an Aes Sedai
sniffed mysteriously"
don't forget "tapped her lips"...

my fingers slipped and i wrote at first "tapped her slips" -
sorry.
David Chapman
2007-03-15 00:41:35 UTC
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Post by Rejnold Byzio
Post by RangerFan
"while, in a distant part of the castle, an Aes Sedai
sniffed mysteriously"
don't forget "tapped her lips"...
That's nothing like Jordan. Nobody has yet folded their arms under their
breasts.
Pat O'Connell
2007-03-15 04:22:43 UTC
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Post by David Chapman
Post by Rejnold Byzio
Post by RangerFan
"while, in a distant part of the castle, an Aes Sedai
sniffed mysteriously"
don't forget "tapped her lips"...
That's nothing like Jordan. Nobody has yet folded their arms under their
breasts.
Agatha Heterodyne could...

Pat O'Connell
[note munged EMail address]
Take nothing but pictures, Leave nothing but footprints,
Kill nothing but vandals...
Jasper Janssen
2007-04-23 16:09:01 UTC
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Post by Pat O'Connell
Post by David Chapman
That's nothing like Jordan. Nobody has yet folded their arms under their
breasts.
Agatha Heterodyne could...
/me considers that mental image.
/me slips off into private thoughts of his own

... Huh, sorry, what were you saying?

Jasper
Rejnold Byzio
2007-03-12 22:32:40 UTC
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Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing
new Asmodean theory? I was looking for one of those.
No.
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing
new way of curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed
hollowpoint.
Asmodean killed with a .44 Magnum? *That's* a brand new theory!

I for one still believe in Graendal ...

Rejnold
Duncan J Macdonald
2007-03-12 22:41:19 UTC
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Post by Rejnold Byzio
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing
new Asmodean theory? I was looking for one of those.
No.
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing
new way of curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed
hollowpoint.
Asmodean killed with a .44 Magnum? *That's* a brand new theory!
I for one still believe in Graendal ...
OBMidEightiesRockLyrics: "I believe in Father Christmas..."
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Duncan J Macdonald
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Pat O'Connell
2007-03-13 04:00:41 UTC
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Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Rejnold Byzio
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing
new Asmodean theory? I was looking for one of those.
No.
Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing
new way of curing cancer? I was looking for one of those.
Yes. Federal .44 Magnum 180 grain semi-jacketed
hollowpoint.
Asmodean killed with a .44 Magnum? *That's* a brand new theory!
I for one still believe in Graendal ...
OBMidEightiesRockLyrics: "I believe in Father Christmas..."
And I believe in Dirty Harry. "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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Pat O'Connell
[note munged EMail address]
Take nothing but pictures, Leave nothing but footprints,
Kill nothing but vandals...
Aaron F. Bourque
2007-03-13 11:05:20 UTC
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Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of curing
cancer? I was looking for one of those.
I hear Lex Luthor does, but he's keeping it a secret until he destroys
Superman.

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque; no word on whether Superman does or
not . . .
Aaron F. Bourque
2007-03-13 11:06:05 UTC
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Post by Geoffrey Willmore
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally working, amazing new way of curing
cancer? I was looking for one of those.
The only way to cure cancer is to cure Global Warming, and the only
way to do that is with the fetuses of the unborn!

Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque
Sean Fogarty
2007-03-13 14:31:26 UTC
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Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
I cannot prove it, because my books are back in Canada, but my own is a
variation of the "Two Servants Theory" which I saw on the 'net and shocked
me by passing over the obvious. This theory stated that the two servants
Rand passed in the hall of the castle in Carhein killed Asmodean (surely a
reference to Latinized 'Asmodeus' the lord of lechery, one of the seven
deadly sins, and I think the incarnation of the devil punished in Genesis
for selling a lovely bunch of koko-natsu from the palm tree of paradise to a
shimmying Eve which was describing-of-Eve thus Evil). I think one of the
servants was Asmodean. Furthermore, when Rand dodged the balefire, it hit
the shadow servant. That makes it count for (de-)manslaughter rather than
murder I or II. Voila -- brand-new, totally logical exorcism.

However, Rand seems to be having some problems in the lechery department.
Kill the demon, and risk becoming it. Of course he seems to be heading that
way anyhow, thus the need to die. Challenging the Creator -- sounds like
the antichrist!

Sean
Francois Alcasan's head
2007-03-14 08:33:02 UTC
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Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
Robert Jordan's hand descended from the sky wielding a giant upended
pencil, then erased Asmodean from existence.
Sean Fogarty
2007-03-16 14:22:20 UTC
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Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
This, and the Japanese cover art, makes me wonder if Asmodean's getting
smoked and Al'Lan and (Nyna)'Eve's thing showed any serendipity. Anyhow,
good going for the Lancaster himself, Tolkien and all the fusiliers give
their salute, and the roses are red in the House where blood pudding is
served for breakfast. . .

Phaw,

Sean
Kate Cramer
2007-03-22 20:11:47 UTC
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Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
| "You? No!" The word still hung in the air when death took him.


I'm not sure why this is interpreted as a death scene. Obviously Moridin
appeared and proceeded to "take" Asmodean (wink). Really, the guy was a
bard... has there ever been a straight bard? I mean, look at Thom.
Brendan Lavin
2007-03-23 16:39:48 UTC
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Post by Kate Cramer
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
| "You? No!" The word still hung in the air when death took him.
I'm not sure why this is interpreted as a death scene. Obviously Moridin
appeared and proceeded to "take" Asmodean (wink). Really, the guy was a
bard... has there ever been a straight bard? I mean, look at Thom.
*Shakes head giggling.*
I don't think Asmo was "taken" willingly.
ROFL

Brendan
Tim Bruening
2010-04-17 06:03:34 UTC
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Post by Kate Cramer
Post by H***@gmail.com
Does anybody have a *brand new*, totally logical, amazing new Asmodean
theory? I was looking for one of those.
| "You? No!" The word still hung in the air when death took him.
I'm not sure why this is interpreted as a death scene. Obviously Moridin
appeared and proceeded to "take" Asmodean (wink). Really, the guy was a
bard... has there ever been a straight bard? I mean, look at Thom.
Those Forsakens are even wickeder than I thought!

Thom appears to be in love with Moiraine, a woman.

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