Discussion:
CNN And Lan: Knife Of Dreams Spoilers
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Tim Bruening
2005-12-07 08:28:17 UTC
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
order to rally the Borderlanders against the Shadow. I can imagine a
CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?

What other events would CNN show live in Randland?

When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
Chucky & Janica
2005-12-07 14:57:00 UTC
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
order to rally the Borderlanders against the Shadow. I can imagine a
CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.



C&J
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Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.

- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Tim Bruening
2005-12-09 08:12:33 UTC
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
order to rally the Borderlanders against the Shadow. I can imagine a
CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Chucky & Janica
2005-12-10 14:53:04 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:12:33 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.


C&J
--
Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.

- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
zinon
2005-12-10 17:47:54 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:12:33 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."

If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
295) we have:
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."

So the printing press is nothing new.

--
David Snider
The truth is more than what is told, it is all the secrets that we hold.
Chucky & Janica
2005-12-11 10:45:07 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, 10 Dec 2005 09:47:54 -0800 - there was
Post by zinon
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."
Grand! Thank you very kindly indeed.
Post by zinon
If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."
So the printing press is nothing new.
Excellent work. Thanks.



C&J
--
Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.

- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Tim Bruening
2005-12-12 21:24:53 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, 10 Dec 2005 09:47:54 -0800 - there was
Post by zinon
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."
Grand! Thank you very kindly indeed.
Post by zinon
If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."
So the printing press is nothing new.
Excellent work. Thanks.
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers!
Tim Bruening
2005-12-12 22:19:51 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, 10 Dec 2005 09:47:54 -0800 - there was
Post by zinon
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."
Grand! Thank you very kindly indeed.
Post by zinon
If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."
So the printing press is nothing new.
Excellent work. Thanks.
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
Chucky & Janica
2005-12-13 15:15:09 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts


THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it


SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know


ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack


THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"



C&J
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Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.

- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Aaron
2005-12-13 18:21:12 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!


MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!


NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
Again? You wish. Are you gullible, or what?
Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
-Aaron
Tim Bruening
2005-12-14 08:55:18 UTC
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Post by Aaron
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!
NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
Again? You wish. Are you gullible, or what?
LAN RIDES TOWARDS TARMAN GAI'DON FROM WORLD'S END. WILL HE RIDE ALONE?
Tim Bruening
2005-12-14 08:56:24 UTC
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Post by Aaron
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO TWO TROLLOCS
Tim Bruening
2006-10-09 10:57:13 UTC
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Post by Aaron
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!
NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
I meant Randland newspapers, not Randland tabloids!
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:58:00 UTC
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Post by Aaron
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!
NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
I WAS A DAMAINE!
TB
2022-01-20 20:01:54 UTC
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Post by Aaron
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!
NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
Again? You wish. Are you gullible, or what?
LAST CHARGE OF THE LAN BRIGADE?: Lan prepares for final fight against Shadow.
Mike Timbers
2005-12-16 15:11:55 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
WHO KILLED ASMODEAN?
More on p2-9 (but no actual answer!)
Tim Bruening
2006-10-09 10:56:13 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
RAND ACCUSED OF TORTUING SUSPECTED DARKFRIENDS IN VIOLATION OF GENEVA
CONVENTION
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:57:03 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
RAND ACCUSED OF TORTURING SUSPECTED DARKFRIENDS IN VIOLATION OF GENEVA
CONVENTION

DEMOCRATS TRY TO BLOCK FUNDING FOR THE WAR AGAINST THE SHADOW
Tim Bruening
2010-03-19 01:40:47 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
RAND ACCUSED OF TORTURING SUSPECTED DARKFRIENDS IN VIOLATION OF GENEVA
CONVENTION
DEMOCRATS TRY TO BLOCK FUNDING FOR THE WAR AGAINST THE SHADOW
Mysterious one handed man terrorizes Ebou Dar.

Queen of Andor Has Steamy Affair With Dragon Reborn.

Mistress of Novices Accused Of Child Abuse.
Nemo
2010-03-20 01:02:49 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
RAND ACCUSED OF TORTURING SUSPECTED DARKFRIENDS IN VIOLATION OF GENEVA
CONVENTION
DEMOCRATS TRY TO BLOCK FUNDING FOR THE WAR AGAINST THE SHADOW
Mysterious one handed man terrorizes Ebou Dar.
Queen of Andor Has Steamy Affair With Dragon Reborn.
Didn't she used to be a toilet inspector in an autonomouse community is
Spain. An Andor Loo Seer?
Post by Tim Bruening
Mistress of Novices Accused Of Child Abuse.
Autonomouse: Car with no small rodents in it.
TB
2022-01-20 19:59:08 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
RESURRECTION VILLAGE: Report from Hinderstap, where the dead come back to life each morning.
Dan Weiner
2005-12-14 05:39:11 UTC
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"EVERYTHING IS FINE" CLAIMS WHITE TOWER
"I don't know how all this business about the Last Battle got started,"
said a Tower representative yesterday. "Everything is fine. The Dark
One has certainly NOT cast his shadow of destruction and chaos over the
world," she added, as four-foot ravens carried off a nearby child.

NEW STUDY FINDS OUTLANDISH RUMORS OFTEN TRUE

POLL: HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA?
4%: with sugar
2%: black
94%: who gives a shit?
(margin of error 5%)

DARKFRIEND PRIDE PARADE HITS STREETS OF TAR VALON
"We're here, we're evil, get used to it!" say marchers.

IN DEPTH: BEL'AL
Tim Bruening
2005-12-14 09:02:04 UTC
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Post by Dan Weiner
"EVERYTHING IS FINE" CLAIMS WHITE TOWER
"I don't know how all this business about the Last Battle got started,"
said a Tower representative yesterday. "Everything is fine. The Dark
One has certainly NOT cast his shadow of destruction and chaos over the
world," she added, as four-foot ravens carried off a nearby child.
Ravens with 4 feet? Things are really getting weird!
Post by Dan Weiner
NEW STUDY FINDS OUTLANDISH RUMORS OFTEN TRUE
POLL: HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR TEA?
4%: with sugar
2%: black
94%: who gives a shit?
(margin of error 5%)
DARKFRIEND PRIDE PARADE HITS STREETS OF TAR VALON
"We're here, we're evil, get used to it!" say marchers.
IN DEPTH: BEL'AL
Dan Weiner
2005-12-14 15:39:00 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Dan Weiner
"EVERYTHING IS FINE" CLAIMS WHITE TOWER
"I don't know how all this business about the Last Battle got started,"
said a Tower representative yesterday. "Everything is fine. The Dark
One has certainly NOT cast his shadow of destruction and chaos over the
world," she added, as four-foot ravens carried off a nearby child.
Ravens with 4 feet? Things are really getting weird!
Four-foot, not four-footed.
Morek
2005-12-14 11:39:27 UTC
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REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.

Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
Tom Kelsall
2005-12-14 15:27:00 UTC
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On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
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Tom Kelsall
Remove caps to email
Tim Bruening
2005-12-20 09:22:13 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
But the D.O. is only one being. How can he/she be an "Axis of Evil"?
Tim Bruening
2006-05-03 06:18:31 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
But the D.O. is only one being. How can he/she be an "Axis of Evil"?
Tim Bruening
2006-05-03 06:20:04 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
Oil Discovered In Blight
Tim Bruening
2006-11-08 05:50:06 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
Oil Discovered In Blight
k***@gmail.com
2006-11-08 16:31:51 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Oil Discovered In Blight
The FLF (Forsaken Liberation Front) blames Al'Thor for the deaths of
innocent women and children.

Blight Bob - spokesperson for the FLF says:
"Al'Thor continues to use his position as Dragon Reborn to further his
agenda, without respect or concern for the lives of others. He says
that he will do everything he can to resist the Dark One and prevent
him and his faithful followers from achieving what is rightfully ours.
He has been through the portal stone, he knows that we should be ruling
this land not him.

As to the reported deaths of innocent women and children, at our hands,
for the making of the Shadowspawn swords. Rumors we use to kill 50 or
60 regularly to make these swords are greatly exaggerated, we are only
killing 4 or 5. Plus any souls that are robbed out of eternity to
makes these blades are taken only because Al'Thor forces our hand with
his Anti-Dark agenda. You see we at the FLF are the true victims here,
any innocents that are killed by our efforts for freedom and Dark
equity really aren't innocent because they are not rising up with us
against the evil Al'Thor regime. Questions?"

CNN Reporter: " Is it true that Al'Thor has killed off several of the
forsaken?"

Blight Bob: "No, this is not true, we of the Dark have not been hurt
by him and his false agenda. It is ridiculous to think that Al'Thor is
powerful enough to defeat us, we have a very effective communication
structure and are very loyal to each other. Al'Thor is not winning
this battle."
Tim Bruening
2010-03-05 09:38:33 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Oil Discovered In Blight
The FLF (Forsaken Liberation Front) blames Al'Thor for the deaths of
innocent women and children.
"Al'Thor continues to use his position as Dragon Reborn to further his
agenda, without respect or concern for the lives of others. He says
that he will do everything he can to resist the Dark One and prevent
him and his faithful followers from achieving what is rightfully ours.
He has been through the portal stone, he knows that we should be ruling
this land not him.
As to the reported deaths of innocent women and children, at our hands,
for the making of the Shadowspawn swords. Rumors we use to kill 50 or
60 regularly to make these swords are greatly exaggerated, we are only
killing 4 or 5. Plus any souls that are robbed out of eternity to
makes these blades are taken only because Al'Thor forces our hand with
his Anti-Dark agenda. You see we at the FLF are the true victims here,
any innocents that are killed by our efforts for freedom and Dark
equity really aren't innocent because they are not rising up with us
against the evil Al'Thor regime. Questions?"
CNN Reporter: " Is it true that Al'Thor has killed off several of the
forsaken?"
Blight Bob: "No, this is not true, we of the Dark have not been hurt
by him and his false agenda. It is ridiculous to think that Al'Thor is
powerful enough to defeat us, we have a very effective communication
structure and are very loyal to each other. Al'Thor is not winning
this battle."
Blight Bob: Yesterday, Rand Balefired an entire palace just to get at one
Chosen! He then threatened his own father!
TB
2017-12-24 04:35:06 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Oil Discovered In Blight
The FLF (Forsaken Liberation Front) blames Al'Thor for the deaths of
innocent women and children.
"Al'Thor continues to use his position as Dragon Reborn to further his
agenda, without respect or concern for the lives of others. He says
that he will do everything he can to resist the Dark One and prevent
him and his faithful followers from achieving what is rightfully ours.
He has been through the portal stone, he knows that we should be ruling
this land not him.
As to the reported deaths of innocent women and children, at our hands,
for the making of the Shadowspawn swords. Rumors we use to kill 50 or
60 regularly to make these swords are greatly exaggerated, we are only
killing 4 or 5. Plus any souls that are robbed out of eternity to
makes these blades are taken only because Al'Thor forces our hand with
his Anti-Dark agenda. You see we at the FLF are the true victims here,
any innocents that are killed by our efforts for freedom and Dark
equity really aren't innocent because they are not rising up with us
against the evil Al'Thor regime. Questions?"
CNN Reporter: " Is it true that Al'Thor has killed off several of the
forsaken?"
Blight Bob: "No, this is not true, we of the Dark have not been hurt
by him and his false agenda. It is ridiculous to think that Al'Thor is
powerful enough to defeat us, we have a very effective communication
structure and are very loyal to each other. Al'Thor is not winning
this battle."
DFS (Dark Friend State) Takes Over Key Andoran City).

AS Increase Health Insurance Premiums.
Tim Bruening
2007-12-29 09:00:38 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
Oil Discovered In Blight
Tim Bruening
2010-03-05 09:43:25 UTC
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Post by Tom Kelsall
On 14 Dec 2005 03:39:27 -0800, the keys started rattling, and "Morek"
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this **axis of** evil.
Fixed
Oil Discovered In Blight

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Rebel Amyrlin Beheads Own Keeper!

Dragon Reborn Balefires Palace!

White Tower Amyrlin Waterboards Rival!

Dragon Reborn Leaves Bandar Eban to Starve!

Boarderland Armies Go AWOL!

Malkier King Rides To Tarmon Gaidon. Will He Ride Alone?
Tim Bruening
2005-12-20 08:47:02 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. HAS USED BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS.

Sources claim that the disease which causes people to turn into beetles was
started by agents of the D.O.
Tim Bruening
2005-12-20 08:48:12 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
DRAGON REBORN DEMANDS THAT D.O. ALLOW ASHA'MAN INSPECTORS INTO BLIGHT TO
LOOK FOR WMDS.
Tim Bruening
2006-10-09 10:58:12 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Chucky & Janica
2006-10-09 14:06:57 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:58:12 -0700 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
NAE'BLIS RIGGED ELECTION
"Ballots papers too difficult to understand" Claim the Dumber Forsaken





C&J
--
Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads.

- 13 & 13b of 12, the CMM Collective.
- www.afrj-monkeyhouse.org
Tim Bruening
2006-10-13 03:58:37 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:58:12 -0700 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
NAE'BLIS RIGGED ELECTION
"Ballots papers too difficult to understand" Claim the Dumber Forsaken
D'Bold hired to provide new voting machines for Darkfriends.
Tim Bruening
2007-12-21 08:37:43 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:58:12 -0700 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
NAE'BLIS RIGGED ELECTION
"Ballots papers too difficult to understand" Claim the Dumber Forsaken
D'Bold hired to provide new voting machines for Darkfriends.
TB
2017-12-24 04:26:34 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:58:12 -0700 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
NAE'BLIS RIGGED ELECTION
"Ballots papers too difficult to understand" Claim the Dumber Forsaken
D.O. Accused Of Tampering With Randland Election.

New Randland President Accused Of Colluding With DO To Rig Election!
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:58:18 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:59:40 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
NEW RIE (Randland Intelligence Estimate) SAYS D.O. NOT DEVELOPING W.M.D.

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT OF DRAGON REBORN
Tim Bruening
2010-03-19 01:43:32 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
NEW RIE (Randland Intelligence Estimate) SAYS D.O. NOT DEVELOPING W.M.D.
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT OF DRAGON REBORN
"Birthers" Claim That Rand Not Born On Dragonmount As He Has Claimed. They
Demand To See His Birth Certificate.

Darkfriends Stage Tea Parties.
Nemo
2010-03-20 01:05:08 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
NEW RIE (Randland Intelligence Estimate) SAYS D.O. NOT DEVELOPING W.M.D.
DEMOCRATS CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT OF DRAGON REBORN
"Birthers" Claim That Rand Not Born On Dragonmount As He Has Claimed.
They
Demand To See His Birth Certificate.
Darkfriends Stage Tea Parties.
Where everyone gets chimpanzed by chimpanzers and thus becomes a chimpanzee!
Tim Bruening
2010-03-19 01:41:32 UTC
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Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Nemo
2010-03-20 01:03:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Who is the D.O., and are pairs of them extinct?
Tim Bruening
2010-03-20 03:01:24 UTC
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Post by Nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Who is the D.O., and are pairs of them extinct?
The Dark One, the ultimate bad guy of the Wheel of Time universe.
Nemo
2010-03-20 17:12:37 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Morek
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
Who is the D.O., and are pairs of them extinct?
The Dark One, the ultimate bad guy of the Wheel of Time universe.
Ahhh. Bailssy Bubb?

Iyyy thought it meant half a Dodo.
ajr
2005-12-15 02:50:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.

MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.

WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tim Bruening
2005-12-20 08:50:20 UTC
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Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
Tim Bruening
2006-05-03 06:11:50 UTC
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Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
Tim Bruening
2006-05-03 06:12:53 UTC
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Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Rand Accuses DO Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Tim Bruening
2006-05-03 06:13:29 UTC
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Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Horse Feed Passes $3 A Gallon
Tim Bruening
2006-11-08 05:46:09 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
nemo
2006-11-08 16:55:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
Tailor: The muscle that wags his terminal posterior appendage.
Tim Bruening
2010-03-05 09:44:44 UTC
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Post by nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are
they
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
Tailor: The muscle that wags his terminal posterior appendage.
Taardaad: Father of the road.
Tim Bruening
2006-11-08 05:46:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Rand Accuses DO Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Tim Bruening
2006-11-08 05:46:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Horse Feed Passes $3 A Gallon
nemo
2006-11-08 16:57:10 UTC
Permalink
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Horse Feed Passes $3 A Gallon
Horse shit passes the level of the White House roof.

Dubbaya the Shrub asked to stop talking about WMDs before everyone drowns!
Tim Bruening
2007-12-29 08:58:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Tinker: A pacifist metal dog.
Tim Bruening
2007-12-29 08:59:05 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Rand Accuses DO Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
t***@gmail.com
2013-03-10 10:50:14 UTC
Permalink
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Rand Accuses DO Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Two Rivers Farmer Boasts Of Marrying Seanchan Empress!

Another Two Rivers Farmer Claims To Have Two Queens, The First Of Mayene, And The Whitecloaks In His Pocket.
Tim Bruening
2007-12-29 08:59:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Horse Feed Passes $3 A Gallon
Tim Bruening
2010-03-05 09:49:01 UTC
Permalink
Post by ajr
Post by Tim Bruening
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
Horse Feed Passes $3 A Gallon

White Tower Bank Fails.
TB
2022-01-20 20:03:39 UTC
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I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they
printing?
AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
DARK ONE ALLEGES ELECTION FRAUD.

Tim Bruening
2006-10-09 10:54:46 UTC
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Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:12:33 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."
If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."
So the printing press is nothing new.
Does Randland have any newspapers?
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:55:01 UTC
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Post by zinon
Post by Chucky & Janica
Once upon a time - for example, Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:12:33 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
Post by Tim Bruening
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
In which WoT chapter is this printed?
Can't remember. If there's a word-search option on a website somewhere
(we Googled for one, but the one we usually use has brilliantly
changed its format so it only gives vague references rather than
citing paragraphs of text), that'd be useful.
Winter's Heart Chapter 16 An Unexpected Encounter (HB pg 346)
"Another wagon held a long printing press, and still another, just
managing to turn into the tunnel, carried what looked like brewers'
vats and a faint smell of hops."
If you go back to Lord of Chaos Chapter 18 A Taste of Solitude (HB pg
"A great hulking shape of levers and huge flat plates was a printing
press, much better than those already in use according to its maker."
So the printing press is nothing new.
Does Randland have any newspapers?
Tim Bruening
2006-10-09 10:53:48 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Wed, 07 Dec 2005 00:28:17 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
order to rally the Borderlanders against the Shadow. I can imagine a
CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
I can imagine President Bush calling for an expanded PATRIOT Act to enable
him to imprison Dark Friends indefinitely.
Tim Bruening
2007-12-20 08:53:05 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Wed, 07 Dec 2005 00:28:17 -0800 -
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
order to rally the Borderlanders against the Shadow. I can imagine a
CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
I can imagine President Bush calling for an expanded PATRIOT Act to
enable
him to imprison Dark Friends indefinitely.
Chucky & Janica
2007-12-24 11:44:31 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:53:05 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening
Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Chucky & Janica
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
I can imagine President Bush calling for an expanded PATRIOT Act to
enable him to imprison Dark Friends indefinitely.
Or jo'taxi drivers suspected of being Darkfriends.




C&J
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Tim Bruening
2010-03-19 01:36:31 UTC
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
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CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
When will the printing press be reinvented so that newspapers can report
on the revolutionary events shaking the continent?
The Seanchan have at least one printing press along with them, on one
of their ships.
Will a future book show headlines in Ebou Dar about the coronation of the new
Empress, or about the raid on the White Tower?
t***@gmail.com
2013-03-10 10:45:55 UTC
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Page 433: Lan starts his mad dash from World's End to Tarwin's Gap, in
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CNN helicopter hovering overhead, showing Lan's ride live on Randland
TV. Will there be any cities named "Lan's Ride"?
What other events would CNN show live in Randland?
I can imagine CNN showing the Last Battle live via embedded reporters, as happened during the 2003 Iraq War.

I can imagine CNN's website showing Lan's progress and inviting people to donate to his cause.
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