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Who killed Asmodean?
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Bertram Scudder
2007-07-21 00:08:49 UTC
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Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Bob Gilpin
2007-07-21 00:54:56 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Nyneave did.

She was somewhat embarassed when Asmodean earlier walked in on her while she
was performing her secret talent.
It wouldn't be proper for that type of information to get out about her,
after all, she was once a villiage wisdom.

Bob



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Duncan J Macdonald
2007-07-21 01:29:02 UTC
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Post by Bob Gilpin
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Nyneave did.
Shit. Everyone knows that it was Bella.
Post by Bob Gilpin
She was somewhat embarassed when Asmodean earlier walked in on her while she
was performing her secret talent.
It wouldn't be proper for that type of information to get out about her,
after all, she was once a villiage wisdom.
You're thinking of Elayne and the ter'Dildo.
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Fred Hall
2007-07-26 04:34:17 UTC
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On Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:29:02 -0400, Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Bob Gilpin
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Nyneave did.
Shit. Everyone knows that it was Bella.
The hints that Asmodean was into bestiality were not exactly hidden.
Too bad for him Bella wasn't.
Post by Duncan J Macdonald
Post by Bob Gilpin
She was somewhat embarassed when Asmodean earlier walked in on her while she
was performing her secret talent.
It wouldn't be proper for that type of information to get out about her,
after all, she was once a villiage wisdom.
You're thinking of Elayne and the ter'Dildo.
Chris McCrohan
2007-07-29 12:29:26 UTC
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Post by Bob Gilpin
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Nyneave did.
No she didn't.

Look, you want the truth? Fine. I killed Asmodean. Yup, that's right,
I did it. Moridin's next on my list.
Tim Bruening
2010-03-23 19:52:17 UTC
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Post by Bob Gilpin
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Nyneave did.
She was somewhat embarassed when Asmodean earlier walked in on her while she
was performing her secret talent.
It wouldn't be proper for that type of information to get out about her,
after all, she was once a villiage wisdom.
What is her secret talent?

Michelle J. Haines
2007-07-21 02:55:15 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
No, he will go to his grave with "I'm never telling you suckers who did
it." chiseled on his tombstone.

Michelle
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Arno Wagner
2007-07-21 07:39:05 UTC
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Post by Michelle J. Haines
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
No, he will go to his grave with "I'm never telling you suckers who did
it." chiseled on his tombstone.
Looks like it, unfortunately...

Arno
Nomen Nescio
2007-07-21 06:30:21 UTC
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Bilbo. The clues were all there.
Rast
2007-07-22 06:03:33 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:08:49 +0200 (CEST),
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
Voldemort.
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am reminded how dearly I cherish my boredom, and what a precious
commodity is so much misery." -- Jack Vance
David Israel
2007-07-23 19:16:27 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
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OMYGOSH - Asmodean is dead ?!?!?!
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Daniel Packman
2007-07-23 22:22:38 UTC
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Post by David Israel
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
OMYGOSH - Asmodean is dead ?!?!?!
An outrageous assumption.
He's just sleeping.
Don't call me gunga
2007-07-24 04:14:56 UTC
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Post by Daniel Packman
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OMYGOSH - Asmodean is dead ?!?!?!
An outrageous assumption.
He's just sleeping.
He's like disco that way.
David Israel
2007-07-24 20:04:50 UTC
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Post by Don't call me gunga
Post by Daniel Packman
Post by David Israel
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
OMYGOSH - Asmodean is dead ?!?!?!
An outrageous assumption.
He's just sleeping.
He's like disco that way.
So when we find out who killed disco - we will know who killed Asmo!
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David Israel
Chucky & Janica
2007-08-05 19:38:44 UTC
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Once upon a time - for example, Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:04:50 +0300 -
there was this guy, or something, called David Israel
Post by David Israel
Post by Don't call me gunga
Post by Daniel Packman
Post by David Israel
Post by Bertram Scudder
Anyone know? Will it be revealed in the last book?
OMYGOSH - Asmodean is dead ?!?!?!
An outrageous assumption.
He's just sleeping.
He's like disco that way.
So when we find out who killed disco - we will know who killed Asmo!
Video killed the radio star. I rest my case.



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DarthNeo
2007-07-27 00:46:53 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
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Here's the fact: Robert Jordan killed Asmodean.
Pat O'Connell
2007-07-27 23:54:24 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
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He's just restin'. Beautiful plumage...
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Duncan J Macdonald
2007-07-28 01:24:04 UTC
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Post by Pat O'Connell
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He's just restin'. Beautiful plumage...
He's not restin'! Hello! Polly Parrot!
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Tux Wonder-Dog
2007-07-30 12:52:52 UTC
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Post by Bertram Scudder
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Who killed Asmodean?
I, said the Sparrow,
with my bow and arrow,
I killed Asmodean.

Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly,
with my little eye,
I saw him die.

Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
with my little dish,
I caught his blood.

Who'll make the shroud?
I, said the Beetle,
with my thread and needle,
I'll make the shroud.

Who'll dig his grave?
I, said the Owl,
with my pick and shovel,
I'll dig his grave.

Who'll be the parson?
I, said the Rook,
with my little book,
I'll be the parson.

Who'll be the clerk?
I, said the Lark,
if it's not in the dark,
I'll be the clerk.

Who'll carry the link?
I, said the Linnet,
I'll fetch it in a minute,
I'll carry the link.

Who'll be chief mourner?
I, said the Dove,
I mourn for my love,
I'll be chief mourner.

Who'll carry the coffin?
I, said the Kite,
if it's not through the night,
I'll carry the coffin.

Who'll bear the pall?
We, said the Wren,
both the cock and the hen,
We'll bear the pall.

Who'll sing a psalm?
I, said the Thrush,
as she sat on a bush,
I'll sing a psalm.

Who'll toll the bell?
I said the bull,
because I can pull,
I'll toll the bell.

All the birds of the air
fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
when they heard the bell toll
for poor Asmodean.
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