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Why The Wheel Of Time Chicken Crossed The Road: Spoilers For Entire Series
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Tim Bruening
2010-03-14 11:30:08 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.

Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!

Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!

Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Tim Bruening
2010-03-14 21:23:30 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Nynaeve: The Rooster rides to Tarmon Gai'don. Will he ride alone?
Robert E
2010-03-15 00:20:24 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn!  It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
TB
2010-03-15 05:22:31 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?

Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.

Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
Nemo
2010-03-15 22:29:55 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!

Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/

And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Tim Bruening
2010-03-16 00:28:33 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Demandred: Let The Lord of Chickens Rule!
Nemo
2010-03-18 11:45:36 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Demandred: Let The Lord of Chickens Rule!
Cut its head off first and you'll have a very good equivalent of a British
politician!

And those old films and sit-coms where everyone is so nice and charming and
goody-goody ought to be shown in Twee-D!
Tim Bruening
2010-03-18 20:38:51 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Demandred: Let The Lord of Chickens Rule!
Cut its head off first and you'll have a very good equivalent of a British
politician!
Elaida: The White Chicken will be reunited under me!

Rand: I will Balefire the heck out of that chicken!

Egwene: Light, the chicken stands!
Nemo
2010-03-21 23:12:54 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an
anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Demandred: Let The Lord of Chickens Rule!
Cut its head off first and you'll have a very good equivalent of a British
politician!
Elaida: The White Chicken will be reunited under me!
Elaida down on the grass and . . .WAHHAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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Rand: I will Balefire the heck out of that chicken!
He rand away but he comed back.
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Egwene: Light, the chicken stands!
Egwena Curry??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2286030.stm

Hit CTRL+F and enter egg.

This isn't the Start Wreck episode where a hentyre planet-full of people
spoke only in catch-phrases and slogans is it?
Tim Bruening
2010-03-20 02:58:14 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Great Lord to Demandred: Would you use Chickenfire in my service?
Tim Bruening
2010-04-30 03:43:01 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.
You are calling the Seanchan Empress a penis?
Seafolk: This is news to make a chicken weep.
Amayar: The Time Of Chickens is over. Time to check out.
They did - via the pullet holes!
Have you seen the film 'Chicken Run' yet?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0276856/
And Mrs. Tweedy is the spitten image of my old boss, the dreaded Melvyn
Harries, and the downtrodden Mr. Tweedy looks just like an anti-Semitic
storeman we had called (I kid you not) Andrew Dullard!
Demandred: Let The Lord of Chickens Rule!

Egwene: The White Chicken is Reunited! Let no man, woman, or creature
of the Shadow see it divided again!

Nemo
2010-03-15 22:24:12 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Penis works so much better.

That's a phallus sea!
Tim Bruening
2010-03-20 02:57:21 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Dark One: I win again, Lews Chicken (The Great Hunt).
Tim Bruening
2010-04-26 08:02:04 UTC
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Verin in The Gathering Storm: By the way Egwene, your chicken is green.
Cadsuane: We must make the chicken laugh, or the world is doomed!
Gitara: The Chicken Is Reborn! It draws its first breath on the slope
of Chicken Mount!
Mat: The Bloody Chicken of the Nine Moons is my wife, wife, wife!
Nynaeve: The Rooster rides to Tarmon Gai'don. Will he ride alone?
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